daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

harry and louis’ fight with @ijever

— Anonymous: At dinner tonight my dad made my mom laugh really hard and all I could think of was that one time that louis made harry laugh so hard that he made an abnormal noise.

evancl:

was it like this?

or this?

or maybe this?

or what about this?

or how about this?

or this?

or this?

damittromney:

thelustedwanderer:

helyon:

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

Oh my razzling dazzling god

Actually, the skeleton with bone boobs is a male skeleton. From what I can see, the pelvic inlet is too narrow to be female, and the pubic arch is far too V shaped to be female. So this is scientifically two male skeletons.

the straights have been foiled again

muggles-eyes-realise-real-lies:

So… It’s september 1st. And this what i’ve done instead of studying.

Happy day Potterheads.

You muggles… Not even a miserable note….

muggles-eyes-realise-real-lies:

So… It’s september 1st. And this what i’ve done instead of studying.

Happy day Potterheads.

So… It’s september 1st. And this what i’ve done instead of studying.

Happy day Potterheads.

bellaruska:

leonkyuwata:

mayrlynray:

supermansadork:

thehuntingwinchester:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

CEEOFRP